Stand up straight and stick your hands out in front of you, palms up.
Have you written those lines that I told you to write as punishment? 1000 lines, hand-written, without mistakes?
What is the capital of Timbuktu? What is the square root of 2.800.553? Why do they call it a polar bear and not an arctic bear? Have you been throwing wads of paper? Where have you hidden those nudie magazines? Do you have a big mouth? Do you think you always know better? Are you looking up my skirt? Are you peeking down my blouse? Are you playing with your little wee-wee in class?
Come here, I will put you over my knee and teach you a lesson.
Although I could also teach you a couple of things with a ruler or a cane.
Are you paying attention?