Sit! Down! On your back! Give me a paw! Heel!
The simple joy of being a dog, loyal and obedient. Doing what your owner tells you to do and making her as happy and proud as possible.
You will be collared and leashed, of course. You'll drink water from a bowl, you will receive pet food as a reward and you will be walked every few hours.
But you will also learn to obey commands, to be alert and to simple do as I tell you. And do you think you'll be able to learn the commands in sign language as well?
What? Are you already wagging your tail? Are you panting with your tongue out?
Then you'd probably be a very good dog...