Clothespins, clover clamps, tweezer clamps, clamp with little bells on (so I can hear you anywhere), but also big clamps with an original Swiss cowbell attached to them (and that one I don't want to hear, so try your hardest to move without making a sound when wearing it). Clamps attached to a battery for masochists, table clamps or surgical clamps, I have all I need to really "clamp down" on you until you reach an explosive climax, or a great sense of pride in yourself for being able to take it all